table of contents
- Funny garden sayings
- Funny sayings from social networks
- Funny English garden sayings
- frequently asked Questions
The garden is always in season - and so are funny garden sayings. But who should keep track of so many sayings? So that you have the right slogan for every occasion, we have created a list of short, funny garden slogans.
In a nutshell
- known and unknown authors
- the right slogan for every humor
- funny sayings in other languages too
Funny garden sayings
Whether laughing out loud or just a little smile - funny gardening sayings sweeten every day and make the sometimes hard gardening work easier again. No wonder there are some funny gardening sayings from well-known authors:
That's the uplifting thing about gardening: I forgot time, space and my tax return. In the here and now it was just me and that damn privet. (Susanne Wiborg)
The best thing about gardening is that you can put it off until it no longer makes sense. (Author unknown)
The smartest men are those who can convince their wives that gardening is beautiful. (Karel Copek)
Gardening is only seen when it is not done. (Kristin Gottwald)
Gardeners are the only ones who know what's in store for them. (Author unknown)
The smaller the garden, the bigger the garden gnome. (Brigitte Fuchs)
If you can no longer see your house, it's high time to mow the lawn. (Spontaneous saying)
Better a pansy than no relatives at all. (Authorunknown)
Weeds are anything that grows back after weeding them. (Mark Twain)
If a man buys his wife flowers for no reason, he has one. (Aldo Cammarota)
Onlookers are among the largest garden pests. (Martin Gerhard Reisenberg)
Cynic: a person who, when he sees flowers, looks for the coffin. (Henry Louis Mencken)
Funny sayings from social networks
But not only well-known authors devote themselves to funny sayings about the garden. Such sayings are particularly popular in social networks. They are often particularly short and funny. From irony to black humor, all branches are represented.
Note: Since the funny garden sayings are used so often, they can often no longer be assigned to an author. They are more like proverbs about the garden or Garden wisdom.
Surgeons and gardeners have one thing in common: if they mess things up, earth comes over them.
“That's the end,” said the Caterpillar. "This is the beginning," said the butterfly.
These are not weeds, this is food for my unicorn.
This is not a messy garden, but a 5-star wellness oasis for bees.
You can't trust a place where weeds don't grow.
Harvest well, all well.
Gardening is relaxing - but it also depends on who you are burying.
Gardening is my yoga, rubber boots my pumps.
Green, green, green is all I like.
Just painted my garden roof blue to make Google Earth think I have a pool.
I have now beautified the garden for two hours. Then I got bored and went back inside.
Once the bee has freed itself from the dust, the honey is not far away.
If the flower has a kink, the butterfly was too thick!
Please don't sing and whistle here; only birds are allowed.
Weeds don't grow here - that's companion green.
I love pulling weeds - and I could watch it for hours.
Ideas and plans are like plants. One day they will bear fruit.
Ring the bell - wait - and if nobody answers, clean the path and water the flowers.
Come to my garden. I want my plants to get to know you.
Never mess with a gardener - he knows places no one will find you.
Better a spade in hand than a pigeon on the roof.
My plant has not dried up. It grows crispy.
My most important garden rules: Always water nicely. No toilet!
No, weeds don't grow here! This is spontaneous vegetation.
The other day on Facebook: I fell asleep in the garden - 1000 mosquitoes like that.
Everything is stupid without green.
Sorry, I have better things to do, I have to watch the grass grow.
Surrendering weeds to self-pickers.
Beware of the gardener. The shovel is harmless.
What do mathematicians do in the garden? Take root.
When everything grows and sprouts, the gardener enjoys his grain.
If life gives you shit, use it as fertilizer for the garden.
When the gardener sleeps, the devil sows weeds.
If you ever want to hit your head against the wall again, try a tree!
How do daisies always know who loves whom?
Tip: Many funny sayings can be easily adapted to the garden theme. How about the sentence "Nobody is perfect, but as a gardener you are damn close"?
Funny English garden sayings
But there are not only funny garden sayings in German. English garden sayings in particular are widespread in social networks. And these are at least as funny as the German sayings about the garden:
A good gardener always plants in threes. One for the bugs, one for the weather, and one for herself. (Author unknown)
Anyone who has time for drama is not gardening enough. (Garden and Greenhouse Publishing)
A weed is a plant that has mastered every skill except for learning how to grow in rows. (Doug Larson)
Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes. (Amanda Flowers)
Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration. (Lou Erickson)
Housework is for people who don't know how to garden. (Author unknown)
I live in the garden. I just sleep in the house. (Author unknown)
If you are not killing plants, you are not really stretching yourself as a gardener. (J.C. Raulston)
If you are not killing plants, you are not really stretching yourself as a gardener. (J.C. Raulston)
Money can't buy happiness. Except at the garden center. (The Garden Stud)
There are never gardening mistakes, only experiments. (Author unknown)
Think outside. No box required. (Author unknown)
Trespasser wants to be composted. (Author unknown)
You had me at aloe. (Bujo Heaven)
frequently asked Questions
There are many options. You can use the sayings on a garden friend's birthday card, as a saying on a garden sign or as a post in social networks. But you can also enjoy the sayings for yourself.
Yes, of course. With these, however, it often takes a little longer to get to the point of the saying.
As the name suggests, funny garden sayings are primarily intended for entertainment and amusement. However, there is often a spark of truth in fun. For tips, you should still use other garden sayings or better advice.
